Since the fun ended at like 9 am my time (lame!), we wanted to get a couple more laughs in by releasing lyrics to what we had tried to make into a video in December. The project fell through and we were never able to make it happen, so here are the lyrics we all wrote together.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4p...hannel_page This was the thing that I posted for someone to do vocals for us. We wanted someone to do the high pitched chorus at the end. Anyway, hopefully one day we can get an FFXI vid made.
Jizz in My Pants (FFXI Version)
(Vlorsutes)
Lock eyes from across the Dunes
Tell my group I'm logging soon
Leave the party and check your name
On autofollow the way you came
Make our way to the Mhaura boat
The ship's on waves but we're afloat
Your gear is hot and you're emote shy
Our bodies touch and Altana cries
Get a room when we get ashore
We dance together outside the door
A Vana'diel night we've got in store
Your subligar hits the floor
And I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
My skill is much higher you can take my word
I’m not really 12, that’s just absurd
Mainly your fault for the way you /dance
And now I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
Don't tell your friends or I'll say that you bot
Plus it's your fault, you're a mithra and hot
I’m extremely emo, I'm a DRK subbing PUP
I’ll warp home and change jobs
(Thayos)
Soloing red mage on Mount Z
I XP alone now mostly
Getting merit points not lookin' for love
Don't care about getting Zenith gloves
Halvung gates open and I saw her face
She wanted to join me in my solo space
I never thought I'd want to join a party right then
But the look in her eyes said, "I need a friend."
She turned to me and then sent me a tell
Looked me dead in the face and said "power level?
And I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
It’s perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
But I'm going to need to clean up before we exp
If my linkshell knew I'd prolly get bant because I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
To be fair, you were buffing a lot
Plus the way you cast spells gets me bothered and hot
Please stop acting like you’re not impressed
One more thing, I’m gonna ding after this
(Vlorsutes)
Last night - I was in an aery
As I recall it was Dragon's Aery
Got a message from La Theine
Checked my linkpearl and saw your name
And I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
(Thayos)
Speeding through Al Zahbi when the Undead attack
Protecting the Candy, got to hold them back
A Lamia pops that reminds me of you and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
(Vlorsutes)
The next day my Moogle woke me up and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
(Thayos)
Hop on the airship and a breeze rolls in and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
(Vlorsutes)
When Kirin was dead at the end of a Sky run I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
(Thayos)
Just got a warp and I
JIZZED…IN…MY PANTS
JIZZED…IN…MY PANTS
Ok seriously you guys can we…ok…
I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU INVITE ME
AND WHEN WE’RE SKILLCHAINING ITS LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME
YOU SAY I WENT TO SOON, MY RESPONSE IS LAG YOU SEE
I USE A MACRO AT ALL TIMES ITS A NECESSITY
Cuz I
JIZZ…IN…MY PANTS
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants)
yes I JIZZ…IN…MY PANTS
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants)
Guy posted this on Alla, friend showed it to me.
